Okay, so it is only 124 degrees fahrenheit in the shade, but why would anyone want to live in a place like this and to top it off, last night In Iraq I fell asleep with my newest girlfriend in my sleeping bag. She said her name was Antonia. She is Italian, dark, curvy, but not refined. I much prefer the German model, nicer curves, and not so demanding!
I should have only a few more days of being with her, then I can turn her back into the armory. Antonia is the name I gave my Beretta M9 Pistol.
